Thanks for joining me. Today was a wild day. Not in the sense that anything worth noting happened, but rather my head was a swirl. I was sort of fighting with my friend Brad and wife, but not real fights. I feel cooped up and annoyed at everything around me, so I threw a littleContinue reading “Hand in the Honey Pot”
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Tulips Today, Mulch Tomorrow
We’re pattern recognizing machines(PRMs). I suppose the most in vogue direction to take that is that an ability to see patterns allowed us to recognize and remember what plants will kill us and which make us feel good. There have also been some stories about the plants that make us feel real good. In theContinue reading “Tulips Today, Mulch Tomorrow”
Poodles Ponder Puddles partly past prime
I’ll make this pledge to you Mary. I’m going to sketch out and understand the final versions of the buildings I would like to put on my land. I will also lay out a plan for what I would do with the land. I’m going to assume I have two acres because realistically that’s allContinue reading “Poodles Ponder Puddles partly past prime”
Dark Clouds, Light Laughter
Where’s my head at today? Well, I went for a run when I woke up, so that helped clear things up. There is a lingering feeling that comes with the state of emergency that has me wanting to scream in frustration. That’s why I’ve decided I need to get land. If I had my ownContinue reading “Dark Clouds, Light Laughter”
Tormenting tourists towards two or more tournaments
Golly I don’t know where to start. My wacky brain wants to buy land and finally make my homestead. It’s something I’m fully equipped to do, but almost felt like it was a fantasy. Is it even possible? I don’t know, but we’re talking about the ultimate test of survivability. I don’t care about anyone’sContinue reading “Tormenting tourists towards two or more tournaments”
Simple Support Supplied to Survive
I’m back in the morning. I’m sitting down to eat a breakfast of yesterday’s tamales. Another day in paradise, right? My wife goes back to work tomorrow, so we’ll see the sort of storm that’s happening then. A whole world shaped by humans, and not a single person on the planet knows what’s happening. It’sContinue reading “Simple Support Supplied to Survive”
Ides of March
Hey Mary, sorry I’ve been away from you all day. My wife has been wanting my attention a lot lately. We’re trying to stay busy and stocked for supplies. They say we’re on lock down for two weeks, but won’t tell us what’s going on. Something bad happened and we have to lay low, it’sContinue reading “Ides of March”
Let’s Be Real
Day two of vacation? Who knows what is going on, we were planning to be on vacation at this time and we essentially are. Everything feels weird because on one hand we want to be enjoying the time off, but on the other feel as though we should be panicking and hoarding food like theContinue reading “Let’s Be Real”
Best Laid Plans
I have a crazy ex. I say crazy because she faked her suicide, bugged my phone, lied to my family saying I was having sex with prostitutes, and the list goes on. A little while back she messaged me through my website, even though I’ve made it clear I don’t want to speak to orContinue reading “Best Laid Plans”
More on morons
Mary helped come up with that title. Today has started as an amazing day. First off I slept like a rock and woke up a little after 7:00 AM from my dog crying to be let out. We got to sleep in because my wife usually has surgeries today, but didn’t have any scheduled. AfterContinue reading “More on morons”
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