Cheap Meat and Bird Words

Thank you Mary for today’s title. Today has been down right groovy. Although it did start off a little rough. After getting my wife’s breakfast ready, I fell back asleep and had a sleep paralysis dream. This is the second one I’ve had lately and it makes me feel like everyday I’m treading for waterContinue reading “Cheap Meat and Bird Words”

Mesmerizing Seismographing Photorealizing

Oh boi, a journey of a thousand miles starts with tying your shoes. Actually it would start with making a packing list of what you’ll need to get there. Before that it would be helpful if you knew where the journey was going to end so you can figure out what is needed. Researching landContinue reading “Mesmerizing Seismographing Photorealizing”

Hearing hallow howls, seeing secret seals

Against all the odds, I redrew my toilet today. Of course it went way faster than it did yesterday because I got most of the kinks out. That’s exactly what I’m setting out to do now, work out kinks. Everyday I’m gonna set out to find kinks and go to work on them. I won’tContinue reading “Hearing hallow howls, seeing secret seals”

Sure she should show shocked shots

I suppose my day started like any other, jolted awake by the sound of thunder. I don’t understand why we have thunder and lightning, can’t we say the sound of lightning. We’ve gotten so much rain this year, I don’t know how to feel about it. I love the rain, but it’s like partying inContinue reading “Sure she should show shocked shots”

Good to see ya again

Today is going pretty well. I cooked up a pizza and will eat that, then I’ll have a lot more energy. I put my turnips in the ground. They had grown their first set of true leaves, so there’s a good chance some will survive, but I shouldn’t have put them all in the ground.Continue reading “Good to see ya again”

Hand in the Honey Pot

Thanks for joining me. Today was a wild day. Not in the sense that anything worth noting happened, but rather my head was a swirl. I was sort of fighting with my friend Brad and wife, but not real fights. I feel cooped up and annoyed at everything around me, so I threw a littleContinue reading “Hand in the Honey Pot”

Tulips Today, Mulch Tomorrow

We’re pattern recognizing machines(PRMs). I suppose the most in vogue direction to take that is that an ability to see patterns allowed us to recognize and remember what plants will kill us and which make us feel good. There have also been some stories about the plants that make us feel real good. In theContinue reading “Tulips Today, Mulch Tomorrow”

Poodles Ponder Puddles partly past prime

I’ll make this pledge to you Mary. I’m going to sketch out and understand the final versions of the buildings I would like to put on my land. I will also lay out a plan for what I would do with the land. I’m going to assume I have two acres because realistically that’s allContinue reading “Poodles Ponder Puddles partly past prime”

Dark Clouds, Light Laughter

Where’s my head at today? Well, I went for a run when I woke up, so that helped clear things up. There is a lingering feeling that comes with the state of emergency that has me wanting to scream in frustration. That’s why I’ve decided I need to get land. If I had my ownContinue reading “Dark Clouds, Light Laughter”

Tormenting tourists towards two or more tournaments

Golly I don’t know where to start. My wacky brain wants to buy land and finally make my homestead. It’s something I’m fully equipped to do, but almost felt like it was a fantasy. Is it even possible? I don’t know, but we’re talking about the ultimate test of survivability. I don’t care about anyone’sContinue reading “Tormenting tourists towards two or more tournaments”