Good evening, everyone please take your seats, the lesson is about to begin. First off I’d like to start by thanking our esteemed guests for joining us. We have some of the best and brightest, coming in from all over. I can’t even begin to start. Today, I cleaned a lot for some guy thatContinue reading “I’m trying to do something here”
Tag Archives: selfhelp
Spring is Coming
I’m feeling good right now. I went to therapy today so that was an achievement. I was spitting fire there too. We watched a video and when the teacher was talking about it wondered what year it was made, I was on it. “2015” I said with all the authority of the world. I watchedContinue reading “Spring is Coming”
May his words flow through me
Today I wanted to talk about doing little things for yourself and how it builds momentum in life. My friend Jerome asked me a question about what feels like painful cycling form. I told him the first thing I would check is tight hamstrings. If your hamstrings are too tight, it could really mess withContinue reading “May his words flow through me”
Ring of Wrinkles
Whenever I sit down to write these my brain is instantly spitting out words, I guess that’s the benefit of a habit. Dang, I’ve been doing this almost everyday for over a year, so it really is a habit now. I’ve been drawing everyday for at least 50 days, so it’s pretty cool to beContinue reading “Ring of Wrinkles”
Playing the Waiting Game
We’re waiting for John and his wife to come over in an hour. I gave the house a good cleaning today, so that was nice, don’t have to worry about that for awhile. I don’t think I’m going to do Christfest again this year, but when I did that and had the Christmas party itContinue reading “Playing the Waiting Game”
S, C and Straight Lines
Today is going pretty well. I cleaned the carpets today because it hadn’t been done in awhile, but also I’m having my friend John and his wife over for dinner tomorrow. It should be a lot of fun since he was a philosophy major in college and we’ve had two hour conversations that just flyContinue reading “S, C and Straight Lines”
The best part about me is I am not you
I try to stay humble because there’s no room for growth when you think things are as good as they can get, but I watched Good Will Hunting again recently and there’s a part when Matt Damon’s character says to Ben Affleck’s that he wants to be doing the same thing in 20 years. BenContinue reading “The best part about me is I am not you”
20 lbs of lobster meat can fill a 13 gallon trashcan
Someone once asked me something like what was my favorite cereal and I told them I like blue foods. Blue lobsters look really cool, though I don’t think the pigment changes the taste. They might even taste worse than a normal lobster for reason only the lobster psychologist can tell us. I do enjoy theContinue reading “20 lbs of lobster meat can fill a 13 gallon trashcan”
There has probably never been a human as brilliant as I
I’m writing this with music in my ears, so I thought my train of thought might be a bit sporadic. I then realized, that’s every time I write. The music is Bach’s mass in B minor. It’s honestly wild that this sort of stuff exists and that it’s no longer the height of culture. IContinue reading “There has probably never been a human as brilliant as I”
Why was sending monkeys into space ok
Hey today is 1/20/2020, if only we had 20 months in a year, I’d finally get around to finishing my memoirs. I’ll tell you a little about my day, I went to the grocery store and then drove through downtown and felt ancient. There were kids everywhere, I couldn’t figure out what was happening andContinue reading “Why was sending monkeys into space ok”
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