Well wishes might as well wish might

I’ve started writing this at 2:22 pm, I don’t know if I’ve mentioned that there should be a word for the magical effect of when numbers align on the time. Maybe there’s already a word, but even as kids I remember saying something like, “2:22 make a wish”. Why did the clock offer magical powersContinue reading “Well wishes might as well wish might”

You used to use your yelling for yoking yonder younglings

This is my time, the words are given to me and I must let go of them. I just got back from the back yard with Mary and I’m about to have some pizza. This morning I planted my three sisters(corn, pole green beans, and squash) in the rest of the garden. I wanted toContinue reading “You used to use your yelling for yoking yonder younglings”

Allergies allegedly grieve a great alligator

Yesterday I got a message from my first best friend. He fell into hard drug towards the end of high school and I hadn’t talked to him since then, but he’s good now. I don’t know what to make of it all. First thing he did was apologize for the way things went. I understandContinue reading “Allergies allegedly grieve a great alligator”

Passing Sassy Sally while wild Willy puts pudding somewhere

Hey Mary, sorry I didn’t write you last night, my wife gave me the idea of not writing and calling it an April Fools thing. I didn’t really feel like doing this yesterday, so I took it. I’m back now though because I don’t want to drop the ball. Crazy to think that if I’mContinue reading “Passing Sassy Sally while wild Willy puts pudding somewhere”

Very Therapeutic

Mein, rough day on the farm. I spotted some birds beginning to nest on our rafters. Every year we can expect this nest to build a couple inches taller. Looks like today’s bachelors are deciding their fate. It’s beautiful to watch chicks grow on our front porch(enter Mathew Mcconaughey meme here). I try to teachContinue reading “Very Therapeutic”

Cheap Meat and Bird Words

Thank you Mary for today’s title. Today has been down right groovy. Although it did start off a little rough. After getting my wife’s breakfast ready, I fell back asleep and had a sleep paralysis dream. This is the second one I’ve had lately and it makes me feel like everyday I’m treading for waterContinue reading “Cheap Meat and Bird Words”

Tulips Today, Mulch Tomorrow

We’re pattern recognizing machines(PRMs). I suppose the most in vogue direction to take that is that an ability to see patterns allowed us to recognize and remember what plants will kill us and which make us feel good. There have also been some stories about the plants that make us feel real good. In theContinue reading “Tulips Today, Mulch Tomorrow”

A Cow’s Ability

Tomorrow is Ash Wednesday, do you know what that means? I’m not totally sure, maybe I’ll watch a YouTube video on it tomorrow. I’m sure Ash Wednesday will be trending, kids love putting dirt on their faces. I’ll tell you what it means to me, Lent begins tomorrow. I think Lent represents the time MosesContinue reading “A Cow’s Ability”