I can’t stay long today, I’ve got to start this movie. I’m going to watch SLC Punk, I was thinking it is one of the most influential movies of my life. It’s like my guilty pleasure, because at my core I’m a punk. There was one time a bouncer tried to throw me out forContinue reading “Americans are Tea Tossing Tiger Trainers”
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Passing Sassy Sally while wild Willy puts pudding somewhere
Hey Mary, sorry I didn’t write you last night, my wife gave me the idea of not writing and calling it an April Fools thing. I didn’t really feel like doing this yesterday, so I took it. I’m back now though because I don’t want to drop the ball. Crazy to think that if I’mContinue reading “Passing Sassy Sally while wild Willy puts pudding somewhere”
I snap my fingers
Tomorrow is April 1st, maybe I’ll think of some sort of prank, but I think there will be very bad news coming out tomorrow because a lot of people are not going to pay bills. I suppose nothing will happen of it tomorrow because it will be the end of the first and beginning ofContinue reading “I snap my fingers”
Good times are coming
Today, I bought 10 bags of top soil and stacked them on the side of my porch. My wife and I have been planning on a little gardening project in the front yard and today she got some good news, so I’m more hopeful that the project will be a lot of fun. I meanContinue reading “Good times are coming”
Cheap Meat and Bird Words
Thank you Mary for today’s title. Today has been down right groovy. Although it did start off a little rough. After getting my wife’s breakfast ready, I fell back asleep and had a sleep paralysis dream. This is the second one I’ve had lately and it makes me feel like everyday I’m treading for waterContinue reading “Cheap Meat and Bird Words”
Tulips Today, Mulch Tomorrow
We’re pattern recognizing machines(PRMs). I suppose the most in vogue direction to take that is that an ability to see patterns allowed us to recognize and remember what plants will kill us and which make us feel good. There have also been some stories about the plants that make us feel real good. In theContinue reading “Tulips Today, Mulch Tomorrow”
Let’s Be Real
Day two of vacation? Who knows what is going on, we were planning to be on vacation at this time and we essentially are. Everything feels weird because on one hand we want to be enjoying the time off, but on the other feel as though we should be panicking and hoarding food like theContinue reading “Let’s Be Real”
More on morons
Mary helped come up with that title. Today has started as an amazing day. First off I slept like a rock and woke up a little after 7:00 AM from my dog crying to be let out. We got to sleep in because my wife usually has surgeries today, but didn’t have any scheduled. AfterContinue reading “More on morons”
Two meals to mediate today’s movement
Back to my old classic, eggs and writing. I’m trying something a bit different today to try and stay on top of my diet, I’m cooking rice for lunch while I cook and eat my breakfast. In the past I’ve done meal prep where I cook a week’s worth of rice and pasta for lunchContinue reading “Two meals to mediate today’s movement”
A Watery Palace Wells with Platitudes
I’m trying a new thing as part of my perfect schedule, to write my morning pages while eatings breakfast. I’ve often felt while eating I’m wasting precious time I could do some sort of work. I think Thomas Jefferson would read during breakfast and I suppose ideally I’ll read during lunch if I’ve already gottenContinue reading “A Watery Palace Wells with Platitudes”
Chris' Morning Pages 